I think most of us have experienced this. If not as a
parent, at least as a child. You're trapped in a small enclosed space with your
worst enemy (a sibling). It's a road trip. And it doesn't matter if they are
trying to bug you or not -- they BUG you. At some point during the trip, you
will hear someone say, "MO-OM! SHE'S LOOKING AT ME!"
We had a similar experience. We were in the car,
which is much more crowded than the van. We were on a short trip... just to
church.My son and daughter were rubbing elbows -- literally -- and that is NOT a good
thing. He was tired and not in the mood to be trifled with, plus he was going
to church -- not his favorite.
After the usually bickering about which seatbelt belonged to
whom and who was touching whom(to which, of course, I had wisely replied,
"Keep your hands to yourselves"), my daughter committed one final crime which
could not be tolerated in even the worst of torture chambers:
"MO-OM!!! Her doll is LOOKING at me!"
Well, I'm sorry, but it was so funny I just had to laugh. I
mean, her doll? That was one I had never heard. However, my laughing was also
not to be tolerated (I probably did overdo it a bit-- but, dang it, that was
funny!).
In utter exasperation, my son turned his anger on me,
"MOM, THAT IS ZERO PER CENT FUNNY!"
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